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Wrong spelling can kill! Watch out. Husband on an out of town assignment texted his wife: Trip is wonderful. I'm having a good time. Wish you were her.
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Kung malaki ang eyebags mo, huwag mong ikakahiya! Dahil, pinagpuyatan mo din yan.
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May isang Mangyan sa Jollibee. Mangyan: Pabili ng pulot (honey). Crew: Wala po kaming tindang pulot. Mangyan: Kayabangan mo! Laking-laki nung bubuyog sa labas!
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Mickey Mouse: Ako tapang! Kain ako ng Racumin! TOM Mouse (Tom and Jerry): Mas tapang ako. Kain ako ng cheese with mouse trap. Dodeng Daga : Ako tapang sa lahat! Girlfriend ko, pusa! Makes sense? Be brave enough to love someone whom you know might kill you in the end. Akalain mo, may moral lesson pa yun?! Hahaha!
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Kung amoy putok ka, be proud! Dahil Pinagpawisan mo din yan eh!
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Time, I've been passing time watching trains go by....... - Guard sa LRT.
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Teacher: You've been absent with the same excuse. Your lolo died 4 times in 4 months! Now, what is your excuse? Student: My lola is getting married to my 5th lolo!
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Wrong spelling can kill! Watch out. Husband on an out of town assignment texted his wife: Trip is wonderful. I'm having a good time. Wish you were her.
xxx ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ xxx
Kung malaki ang eyebags mo, huwag mong ikakahiya! Dahil, pinagpuyatan mo din yan.
XXX ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ XXX
May isang Mangyan sa Jollibee. Mangyan: Pabili ng pulot (honey). Crew: Wala po kaming tindang pulot. Mangyan: Kayabangan mo! Laking-laki nung bubuyog sa labas!
xxx ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ xxx
Mickey Mouse: Ako tapang! Kain ako ng Racumin! TOM Mouse (Tom and Jerry): Mas tapang ako. Kain ako ng cheese with mouse trap. Dodeng Daga : Ako tapang sa lahat! Girlfriend ko, pusa! Makes sense? Be brave enough to love someone whom you know might kill you in the end. Akalain mo, may moral lesson pa yun?! Hahaha!
XXX ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ XXX
Kung amoy putok ka, be proud! Dahil Pinagpawisan mo din yan eh!
xxx ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ xxx
Time, I've been passing time watching trains go by....... - Guard sa LRT.
XXX ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ XXX
Teacher: You've been absent with the same excuse. Your lolo died 4 times in 4 months! Now, what is your excuse? Student: My lola is getting married to my 5th lolo!
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